3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Your penis caused this!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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