Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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