Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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