For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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