You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she told me i tasted like america
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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