you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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