I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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