I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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