i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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