Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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