Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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