physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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