I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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