dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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