I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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