Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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