My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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