I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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