And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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