I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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