Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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