she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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