WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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