Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
that is very illegal...i love you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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