Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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