you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She bit a glass in half.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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