dude i'm inner monologue high
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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