loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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