why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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