Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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