3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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