We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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