No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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