She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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