he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Party on wayne
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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