hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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