It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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