That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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