did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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