He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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