Your tits are I can't wait for
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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