How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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