He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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