How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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