try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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