i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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