just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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