they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Come on in and take your pants off
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