If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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