My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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