THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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