Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
