I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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