problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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