how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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